Monday, July 10, 2006
notes, maybe there's one here for you!
To: U of A Van Vliet Centre
Re: Squash/Racquetball court renovations
Thanks for delaying the opening of the squash courts for a week. Twice. Grrrr.
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To: Owner of house next door
Re: Kicking out your last tenants
I'm sorry that your last tenants damaged the property (punching holes in the drywall in the basement, driving a truck into the corner of the house, breaking the window screens, breaking the windows) and were inconsiderate and tacky people (parking on our side of the driveway, parking multiple shopping carts on their front yard, having the scariest dog alive unchained just in time for our trip home from school/work, stealing our swing set from behind our garage, constantly lighting things on fire). Our family is now ecstatic with the news that you are fixing up the place and are going to sell the place to some respectable people. Good luck.
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To: The Wreckers
Re: Your CD, 'Stand Still, Look Pretty'
Good Cd.
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To: J.Bo/Jambon
Re: Coffee
I'm not fooled by the rocks that you got. You're still (you're still) J.Bo from the block. (I didn't use the name _ _ _ _ _.. I remember how you dislike it so.) This note was code for: let's go out for coffee in the NEAR future and work out in the NEAR future. Yes. Now all we need to do is DECIDE.. oh darn.. we're never gonna meet up are we...
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To: Fellow thespian fans
Re: Shakespeare in the Park
Let us gather for a theatrical jolly feast for our eyes and ears at yonder Hawrelak Park the Saturday coming! Thee thou.. whatever... just come. 2pm matinee show this Saturday or next Saturday. $13 for students (I believe we count as students.) Let me know if you're interested.
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To: Anyone
Re: Me (not) writing my co-op paper
If I'm online and you have a hunch that I'm not working on this piece of literary crap, I give you permission to hit me the next time you see me in person (not in the face because that's where the money's at) UNLESS.. you are stronger than I am, cause that's just not cool. So I guess everyone can hit me... except Ellis.. OH, WHAT NOW?!?!
Posted by norwegian girl at 11:34 p.m.